The Boardroom · top floor · live raid

Boss Raid.

Thirty-five floors of real drugmakers, smallest market cap to largest. Each boss’s HP is its market cap; the damage is $PHARMA’s. Companies with receipts on file get the evil statue. Everyone who posts joins the raid. Big Pharma remains confident in its legal position.

BOSS 01 · Phase 1: Smug
HP —
0raiders
—damage (mcap)
0/17bosses flipped

Hover a raider for their stats. Click to open their X profile. Showing the top 0 raiders.

Class ladder

Post more. Get promoted.

Your raider levels up with your Impact score from the Decile Report. Same anti-farming rules: square-root engagement, 3 scripts a day, copy-paste scores zero.

Combat rules

How the boss loses HP.

Every boss is a real drugmaker’s market cap

From microcaps to the giants, sorted smallest first. Share counts come from SEC filings and prices from the last close, with the snapshot date on every plaque.

HP = their market cap. Damage = ours.

When $PHARMA’s live market cap passes a company’s, that floor is flipped and the next boss rises. Raiders level up from posting; posting is how the raid grows.

Evil statue = receipts on file

Only companies with settlements or pleas in our archive get horns and the “No Wrongdoing Admitted” stamp. Companies with no record are neutral scoreboard markers. Not an accusation, not a price prediction, not financial advice.